As an explanation of my Facebook status...
I recently had dinner at a friend's home, and there were about three younger kids present. The one child, Eden, is a rather dramatic person and regaled us with a vivid description of her mashed potato volcano. "And look!" she exclaimed, "The corn can be rocks on the side of the volcano!"
Being a decidedly morbid person, I suggested an alternate version. "Or," I said, looking Eden straight in the eye, "the corn could be villagers climbing up the volcano in order to throw human sacrifices in."
My children are going to be warped....seriously warped.
1 comment:
ok so here's my question...why would you suggest human sacrifices to a small child? ;)
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