if you are trapped in a house surrounded by demons, making coffee will not help anyone

I love lists. Especially ones that tell you how to survive being in a horror movie.

And such good advice, too. Like "Never climb a fence with barbed wire at the top to go skinny dipping in an unusual, mysterious, government-owned body of water. Especially if there are rumors about government 'happenings' circulating."

Or "Don't bother telling another character to 'Stay in the car.' They won't anyway, and will end up saving you."

And, of course, "Always use the buddy system. Also, make sure that your buddy is slower, weaker, or dumber than you are."